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The wide-plank, white oak hardwood is the colour — and seeming breadth — of a prairie wheat field. On it, a three-year-old boy does what appears to be a tap dance. Mid-stride, Jake realizes he needs to free up his hands. He passes a container of bedtime snacks to his mother. Then one hand moves to hold a mock riding saddle horn while the other launches an imaginary lasso. He sings, Heeyyyy. Waxy lady. Whoop whoop whoop. Weeey- waxy lady. Oop oop oop.