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The wide-plank, white oak
hardwood is the colour — and seeming
breadth — of a prairie wheat field. On it,
a three-year-old boy does what appears to
be a tap dance. Mid-stride, Jake realizes
he needs to free up his hands. He passes
a container of bedtime snacks to his
mother. Then one hand moves to hold a
mock riding saddle horn while the other
launches an imaginary lasso. He sings,
Heeyyyy. Waxy lady.
Whoop whoop whoop.
Weeey- waxy lady.
Oop oop oop.